Sunday, February 27, 2005

 

Freddie Mercury Captured!

I just heard the news that Saddam's half-brother has been captured.

The link with his picture can be found here.

This guy is a spitting-image of Freddie Mercury from the rock group, Queen.

Amazing, eh?

Thursday, February 24, 2005

 

The Flu and Euro-Weenies

Wow! What a night.

I have been sick with the flu and my doctor gave me some cough syrup with codeine.

But I digress.

Last night I was feeling just awful so I took some of the cough syrup in the middle of the night,
pulled out my laptop and tried to relax by playing some online poker.

I found that in the middle of the night you can hit tables with extremely weak players
from Europe. I cashed in big time.

Screw those Euro-weenies. Boycott France!

Those morons just financed my next 10 sit-n-go tournaments!

Thank you Socialist Euro-Weenies.

Friday, February 11, 2005

 

Valentine's Day Gift Idea

For your wife and/or girlfriend:

Golf shoes. Even if she does not golf.

Why?

Because you care.

You want her to be safe and not slip on the driveway when she is washing your car in the Wintertime.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

 

No More Winterhook?!?

Last December, just before Christmas, I went to my favorite beer store and bought a case of one of my favorite Winter beers - Red Hook Winterhook.

Red Hook really hit the mark this year. Every year they use a different recipe. Last year was not so hot but this year they nailed it.

Anyway I stopped back yesterday and was told there was no more to be had and that it is sold out.

I wept openly.

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