Wednesday, January 12, 2005

 

Playing Poker and Drinking Lite Beer - U Crazy?

First of all I am appalled that any man would drink Miller Lite or any light beer for that matter. Lite beer is drunk by babes along with cosmopolitans. Geez, next thing you know I will see posts about that new "Desparate Housewives" show.

Secondly, I say playing ring games on PokerStars when the stakes are 0.05/0.10 is the way to go when one is drunk to the bejesus belt. Don't forget to add plenty of trash talk to the table.

However, playing in a tournament or at a buddy's house (assuming it is a tough table and the stakes are "not cheap") requires one to be "in the zone". This means a nice, even relaxed buzz. Venture out of the zone to the left and you will play like a tightwad. Venture out of the zone to the right and you won't even have cabfare to get your drunken butt home.

Same goes for golf. Waste of time to play sober but if you get too wasted you will spray golf balls all over the course.


Comments:
I can't believe you are knocking the Lite, especially after smartly point out about not getting out of the zone either way. Lite keeps you in the the zone. It is better than drinking soda. You get a buzz going after the six pack and can glide from there. Take it from one who knows. BTW, most bartenders I know that make cosmos pack those puppies with a punch, but I wouldn't be caught dead with one in front of me, no matter how good looking she is.
What are you drinking?
 
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